More often than not, those who are single spend more time deleting and re-downloading dating apps than actually going on the dates themselves. There’s a good reason for it, though, as viewing cringe-worthy profiles and swiping left all day can be quite draining.
If you have a love-hate relationship with apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, you aren’t alone. Check out 10 of the funniest tweets from people who are sick and tired of online dating.
1. So that’s why it’s in every bio ever.
Did you know that tinder deletes your account if you don't mention you like hiking or dogs in your bio— Siri (@geminiangel212) January 17, 2018
It all makes so much sense now.
2. Note to self: keep condiment preferences out of small talk.
Someone on tinder just unmatched me mid-conversation because I said I liked ketchup so yes it's going great— Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) June 23, 2019
Twitter user @StopGrammarTime said it best when they said, “couldn’t they have mustard the courage to at least say goodbye?”.
3. Self Destruction at its finest.
this folder is suitably named pic.twitter.com/Xku9gY5BKP— laura lux, PhD in having big titties (@DarthLux) January 6, 2018
Who knew there were so many entrepreneurs on Bumble?
4. One last chance.
sending him one more text even though you know he ghosted https://t.co/ovJN0VQu7k— Sarah Kay (@kaysarahsera) February 13, 2019
He’s just busy. He’ll respond eventually, right?
5. They’re honestly asking for a lot.
GTFO Tinder you want me to “super like” a stranger???? No. I don’t even regular like myself or most people I’ve met in real life— May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) January 9, 2018
It’s a big commitment.
6. This one hits home.
My taste in men is so bad, the walk of shame for me is when I'm on my way to a date— defne gencler (@omgitsdef) September 26, 2018
At least she’s aware of it.
7. A revolutionary idea.
Idea: a dating app where you match based on physical attraction, similar interests, and how badly and consistently you’ve let down your father.— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) June 23, 2019
She should patent that.
8. One can only hope.
haven’t opened tinder for a bit and thought to myself “well they’ve probably restocked their inventory” modern dating is hell— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 15, 2018
There’s only one way to find out.
a tinder love story:— meg (@megangdbeer) April 11, 2018
i don’t message them
they don’t message me
That was beautiful.
10. A great New Year’s resolution.
maybe in 2018 i’ll actually message my tinder matches instead of collecting them like pokemon cards— ivan (@Ivanibr) January 2, 2018
Gotta catch em’ all.