When in comes to finding ways to get in your daily “me time,” taking a nice, warm shower can be both relaxing and refreshing. When we take showers, we’re more likely to develop some of our most philosophical thoughts due to our relaxed state. Check out 10 of the funniest and deepest shower thoughts that are sure to blow your mind.
1. In a way, everyone’s a breakfast eater.
Technically, it’s impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you “break your fast.”
2. We’re all secretly great actors.
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
3. Hello, 911? Fire’s on me.
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
4. The kind of thoughts that keep you up at night.
I wonder how many times I’ve walked past or come into contact with a murderer.
5. Taking the meaning of “homebody” to a new level.
If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
6. A grim but accurate statement.
I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
7. Possibly one of the worst jobs ever.
The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.
8. The doctor is in: please be seated.
Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
9. A challenge practically no one can beat.
My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.
10. Thanksgiving all year round.
Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.