Whether you make instant ramen or a four-course meal, we all have cooked at least once in our life. While you may know your way around the kitchen, cooking is a always learning process for everyone. We’ve rounded up 10 of the most profound shower thoughts about cooking that are bound to blow your mind. Check them out!
1. This oddly makes perfect sense.
Cooking is just burning correctly.
2. Sweet relief.
One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.
3. They’re called cook-ies for crying out loud.
The fact that we bake cookies and cook bacon is absurd.
4. Looks like some of us still have some growing up to do.
Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
5. We’re all chemists.
Cooking is basically just edible chemistry.
6. The experience is real.
True confidence is not using measuring tools while cooking.
7. Well, which one is it?
Cooking products are sold by saying they can help you cook “restaurant quality” meals, but restaurants get you to come in by saying they have “Homestyle” cooking.
8. Oh how the tables have turned.
When you burn your mouth, your food is cooking you.
9. The best hobby of all.
Cooking as a hobby is really just eating as a hobby.
10. Your dog is just praying on your downfall.
Your dogs are actively rooting against you when you’re cooking.